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27-10-2003 (Chookie & JuggMister)


Zug Izland radio request
After the nationwide success of their first single, 'Cry', Zug Izland is starting a full scale promotion for their second single, 'Prison Song'. They made a page where you can find all radio stations in the US that are playing / has the potential of playing Zug Izland. So check out the page and request 'Prison Song'! Contact info for the radio stations is given on that site:

http://www.zugizland.com/zug_radio_request_flash.html (http://www.zugizland.com/zug_radio_request_flash.html)




Juggalo Direct Connect Hub
I've set up a little juggalo DC hub, so all you DC users come check it out at juggalo.myftp.org.

Check Out This Mail:
i dont know if this will be important enough for the news or what ever but i think it is. This is a news article from casper wyoming. I live in rock springs wyoming and they are trying to enforce this all across the state now. They are claming that it is a threat to other students for us to represent ICP or psycopathic records in any way. I am going to protest this and get juggalos all over that i know to write letters to the school board and try to help those juggalos out.  i figured id try to get it up on the news deal and let other juggalos know whats going on so we can help thouse other kids a little bit.if your intrested.

INSANE CLOWN POSSE DRESS CODES
CASPER - 10/20/2003
BY: AMIE BAUER

LAST MONTH, K2 NEWS FIRST BROUGHT YOU THE STORY SURROUNDING INSANE CLOWN POSSE OR I.C.P. IN NATRONA COUNTY SCHOOLS.

IN A MEETING CALLED BY AN I.C.P. ADVOCATE, PARENTS AND STUDENTS ARGUE ABOUT DRESS CODE RESTRICTIONS.

THE SCHOOL DISTRICT CLAIMS THERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS STEMMING FROM THE MUSIC GROUP AND THIS YEAR THE DISTRICT HAS BANNED THE WEARING OF CLOTHES, JEWELRY OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THE GROUP..

THE MEETING LASTED ABOUT AN HOUR AND AN HALF WITH PLENTY OF EMOTIONS EXCHANGED.

I.C.P. SUPPORTERS AND SO CALLED JUGALOS AND JUGALETTES PLEAD THERE CASE TO LIFT THE DRESS CODE RESTRICTIONS.

"CALLING US A GANG EVERYWHERE WE GO AND NOT TRUSTING US...MAKES US FEEL THIS SMALL" SAYS ONE I.C.P. JUGALETTE

STUDENTS AND PARENTS LASH OUT AGAINST I.C.P. CLOTHING RESTRICTIONS IN NATRONA COUNTY SCHOOLS.

"YOU NEED TO RECONSIDER YOUR CONCLUSIONS THAT OTHERS HAVE JUMPED TO THAT WEARING THE CLOTHING IS CRIMINAL THAT AIN`T HAPPENING IN CASPER WYOMING" ONE PARENTS SAYS.

JENKO JEANS, AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH I.C.P. IS BANNED IN NATRONA COUNTY SCHOOLS...JUGALOS AND JUGALETTES SAY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GANG ACTIVITY.

NOT EVERYONE AGREES

"WHAT WE ARE SEEING FROM PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW I.C.P. HAVE THE SAME LEANING AS ANY GANG WE HAVE EVER DEALT WITH." SAFE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATOR WAYNE BEATTY SAYS.

ACCORDING TO SOME STUDENTS, BATMAN, NINJA TURTLES, CONVERSE SHOES AND EVEN HAIR BRAIDS ARE RESTRICTED...SOME SAYUNFAIRLY.

"THERE IS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN BOY... HE IS ALLOWED TO WEAR BRAIDS BUT I AM NOT"

BEATTY SAYS HE WAS NOT AWARE OF SOME OF THE ISSUES THAT CAME UP IN THE DISCUSSION.

AND ALTHOUGH NO CHANGES WERE MADE IN THE CURRENT DRESS CODES ..HE SAYS IMPORTANT QUESTIONS WERE RAISED.

"WE ARE TAKING POSITIVE STEPS...WHAT IS THE DRESS CODE HOW CAN YOU MAKE REASON OUT OF IT AND WHAT ARE THE FOUNDATIONS BEHIND WHAT IS BEING ENFORCED IN SCHOOLS." BEATTY SAYS.

"I THINK WE OPENED THEIR EYES, AND THEY ARE GOING TO LOOK AT THIS PERSPECTIVE FOR A NEW POINT OF VIEW AND GIVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TIME THERE WILL BE A CONCERT CHANGE IN THE DRESS CODE." A PARENT REMARKS.

BEATTY SAYS THE NEXT STEP IS TO SPEAK WITH THE DECISION MAKERS IN THE SCHOOL DISTRICT TO TRY TO COME UP WITH A DEFENSIBLE AND COLLABORATIVE DRESS CODE THAT WILL MAKE SENSE TO ALL PARTIES INVOLVED.


26-10-2003 (Chookie)



Hells Pit release date
Okay, apparently some of you haven't been following the news all the time, and still think that Hells Pit will be released November 5th. I get tons of emails about it, and the guestbook is also filled with posts about the release date.

People, Hells Pit WILL NOT BE RELEASED NOVEMBER 5TH! ICP is touring Europe then, and they said the cd will be released early 2004. For all the juggalos that already knew this: I know this is old news, but not everybody was informed...



Juggalette In Need Of Ticket For Chicago Wikkid Wonka Tour
hey just wonderin if you kno any possible way of getting ahold of a wicked wonka tour ticket for chicago at the riviera on 10/30. email is [email protected] or im theprettydaisy. peace out ~ maryjaniemadrox (janie)


25-10-2003 (JuggMister)

Another Juggalo In Shangri-La
Email i got from Alisa, read on...

To Everyone that sent their thoughts, Prayers & Well wishes, It brings me much sadness to inform all you Juggalo's & Juggalett's..We have lost our homie Josh & he is on his way to Shangri La.

Last night after battling to stay alive for a week on support the DR's at Ben Taub Hospital in Houston Texas pronounced him dead at about 10:00pm on the 24th of Oct. 2003.
Josh had been in a car wreck aweek ago on Friday & was kept in a drug induced coma to try & keep the swelling down on his brain..But yesterday his organs began to give up & so did he. Josh Loved ICP & all the people with Psychopathic, His last concert to see ICP was in Feb 2003 in Houston Texas & he went with me to the show..we all had a blast..Besides loving the Homies he was also a fan of Pantera & many many other bands. Josh was 18 yrs.old & will be greatly missed.

Thank you to EVERYONE that took the time to write & send their love. All the e-mails have been printed & will be given to Josh's Mom today. Thanks again. MCL to you ALL 
                                                                     
NinjaMom AKA Alisa
                                                                   R.I.P.
Josh, you are Loved!

SPAM THAT FUCK!!!
This guy is realy starting 2 piss me off, 4 all you ninjas that have msn, add :[email protected] , then spam that fuck 4 all your worth! Spam "Marra Says Hi!" many many many many many many many many many many many many many many...times! add me 2 while your at it: [email protected]
That is all.
MFL
JuggMister





www.Twiztid.com




WHAT UP YALL?
THIS BE THE BALL BACK UP ATCHA WITH THE DEALIO!



FRIGHT FEST NEWZ....
WELL, IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THE FRIGHT FEST TICKETS ARE OFFICIALLY SOLD-OUT!  THAT'S RIGHT SO, IF YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR TICKETS, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO GET IN ON SOME TWIZTID HALLOWEEN FLAVOR.  FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO HAVE TICKETS, I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT NEWZ IN REGARDS TO YOUR TICKET STUBS - DON'T THROW EM' AWAY!  PUT THEM BITCHES IN YOUR POCKET OR WHATEVER, JUST MAKE SURE YOU GOT EM' TO REDEEM YOUR OFFICIAL FRIGHT FEST GOODIE BOX, ABSOLUTELY FREE FROM THE MERCH BOOTH IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE SHOW. GOT IT?  MORE FLAVOR BELOW...



THE GOLDEN 50...
RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE FIRST 50 FRIGHT FEST GOODIE BOXES ARE BEING CALLED "THE GOLDEN 50" BECAUSE THEY WILL FEATURE A VERY RARE AND INTERESTING OVER-SIZED FRIGHT FEST SIGNATURE TRADING CARD BARING THE SIGNATURES OF MONOXIDE, BLAZE, the R.O.C., MADROX, ABK, & HOK - LIMITED EDITION OF ONLY.... YOU GUESSED IT = 50 IN THE WHOLE WORLD!  MY WIG IS OFFICIALLY FLIPPED.... THAT IS SOME DOPE ASS SHIT!  ALL THEM NINJAS TAGZ ALL ON ONE CARD - DAAAAAAMMMM... HOPE IM ONE OF THE FIRST 50 TO GET UP ON THAT SUPER EXTRA RARE FLAVOR.  GOOD LUCK ON THAT YALL.



BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD...   
BY NOW, MOST OF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH ADAM STEWART AND HIS WORK THAT HE HAS BROUGHT FORTH ON BOTH THE MADROX - FAT KIDZ, & MONOXIDE - WHITE TRASH T-SHIRTS.  WELL, AS OF LATELY MR. STEWART HAS BEEN WORKING ON HIS MOST RECENT CREATION FOR THE TWIZTID COLLECTION, BASED ON ONE OF THE MOST DEVISTATING TWIZTID SONG EVER RECORDED - HOM-SHA-BOM!  THE CONCEPT ARTWORK FOR THE DESIGN THAT I HAD THE PLEASURE OF VIEWING WAS IN THE PRE-STAGES BUT, REPRESENTS THE CLIMACTIC ENDING OF THE SONG COMPLETE WITH THE CHICK WITH WINGS & DEVIL HORNS AND GUYS WITH AXES CHASING HER, AND ALL.  KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THIS WICKED MASTERPIECE.  MORE ON THIS AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE.



MORE VENOMOUS RUMORS...
AND IF THEY'RE TRUE, GET READY TO GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME HOK FLAVOR VIA THE TWIZTIDSHOP.COM REAL SOON.  TALKS OF RELEASING WHAT ARE BEING CALLED OFFICIAL HOK BAG SETS FEATURING A CD & T-SHIRT OF THE ALBUM IN QUESTION, WITH HOME SWEET HOME KICKING IT OFF, AND HOMEBOUND SET FOR RELEASE EARLY DEC - 03.  NO QUANTITY PRINT RUNS ARE BEING REVEALED AT THIS TIME SO, STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS.
 
THAT'S ALL I GOT'S...
SO, UNTIL NEXT TIME, IM IN,
YALL PEACE!
SCREW-BALL




23-10-2003 (JuggMister)


www.InsaneClownPosse.com 


Hallowicked Wonka Tour-End Party
If you're in Detroit on Halloween around 11:30 and your looking for the fresh action then don't even look around because you won't want to miss this! Hallowicked marks the end of the biggest tour of the season and is one of the greatest Psychopathic events of the year and after a long and intense tour, the crew needs a little chill time. Well, the I-Rock is the place to chill on a Halloween Night! Tickets go on sale for this mega-after party this Saturday and are only $10, and that's including all taxes and fees! You can get ahold of these through Hot Hits and, if you're a last minute ninja, inside the State Theater day of show. But I wouldn't wait till then; the capacity is limited and even a master ninja will be hard pressed to get some tickets at the last moment! With Hallowicked Wonka at an end, expect many Psychopathic Superstars to be in the house, maxing and relaxing... to the sounds of Zug Izland! Yeah, that's right! The show doesn't end after Hallowicked is over! Zug Izland will be blowing the I-Rock up with that toxic rock you know and love! For an after party this one is big ballin'... hell, they'll even have Hallowicked merch there too! SO don't wait till the last minute! Get your ticket as soon as they are available!

Hot Hits Records
29207 Gratiot
Roseville MI
www.hothitsinc.com
586.777.3640




N/W Mini Gathering
ATTENTION NORTHWEST JUGGALOS!!

There's gonna be a Mini Gathering on November 26th in Bellingham, Washington. It will be at Club Fiesta and the event would be from 8 to Close.Its not completely Organized yet, and right now we're looking for any Juggalo's that want to Preform. We already have one artist; Jersey Devil, thats planned this event so that Juggalo's will be able to use the Clubs equiptment. If you're down to Preform contact Me (Amy aka Ghetto Ninjette) at [email protected] and i'll provide you with further details. Once we have an idea of what's going down I'll have another Post on the event as a whole, right now were lookin for ninja's down to help make this shit happen! So get ahold of me with your shit as soon as you can Ninjas!

Thank you and Much Family Luv. -Ghetto Ninjette

RJ.com Interview Hookup!
RJ.com just posted and old ICP shoot interview, its almost and hour long and they talk about everything! you cant realy call it an interview cuz its mostly just J talking and shit...check it out, its fun 2 listen 2...Much props 2 Real Juggalos 4 digging up that old school shit!


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