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Bizaar
1) Intro
2) Take Me Away
3) Fearless
4) Rainbows And Stuff
5) Whut
6) Still Stabbin
7) Tilt-a-Whirl
8) We Gives No Fuck
9) Please Don't Hate Me
10) Behind The Paint
11) My Homie Baby Mama
12) The Pendulum's Promise
1) Intro
Right now a massive clous is lingering over the city. Police say calls from worried residents began pouring in this morning. Witnesses say it looked like a large dark rain cloud that initially started over heart plaza. And within' hours the cloud spread. Now covering a large portion of the midwest. People in the effected regions say it looks like the workings of an incredible thunderstorm. Teh bizaar weather events being linked to the cloud. Including red lightning, black hail, and super hot gail force winds. Meteorologists remain baffledas satelite pictures and radar shows the cloud continuing to expand. Experts say that its current rate of travel is the entire nation will be completely covered in just a matter of hours. Police are asking you please to remain indoors and not panic. The president has ordered the military to be on emergency alert. And they stand by powerless, foreced to watch, wait. As the cloud expands many people are now placing spiritual significants on its appearence. Leaders from mainstream religion cal it an apocholipic cult by declaring it of the 2nd coming of grim consequence of mans abuse of nature. Viewing the speculation are reports from accross the country. That the only light piercing this churning, inky, shroud are beams of sunlight which are only falling at places of worship all religions and denominations. As the cloud continues to expand accross the nation the rest of the world looks on with growing concern.
2) Take Me Away
Welcome to the dark carnival....
Violent J....Shaggy 2 Dope....
The Insane Clown Posse....
We'll live forever...Live forever...
Come join us....Carnival awaits us...
Take my hand...Take my hand....
Shangri-La...Live forever...
Here go another clown song, freaky and weird
I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard
I'm tryin'a spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freakshow
It's alright though, there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, I can promise you this
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit
Bling bling, all the money they got
All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive
Only we rap about fuckin' a bee-hive
You wanna keep it real, walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor
But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away
And give you mythical adventure in a magical way
I live for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Please take me away, take me away
I love for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival... Come take me away, take me away
Funhouse, freak shows, and murder-go-rounds
Fuck how you lookin', paint it up like a clown
Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense
Faygo flyin' everywhere, FUCK makin' sense
And that's the beauty of it, look backstage
Ain't another group out here on the same page
Run with everybody or walk with our crew
And stand on the moon, face the world and say FUCK YOU
I ain't sitting out playing that star bitch
Put me in the ground where my juggalos is
Treat me special, I'ma leave your lip drainin'
We in this together waitin' on the same wagon
Let'em laugh now, let'em laugh for years
We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors
Cuz that's where I'm goin', and if you're not
Bump that other shit and hear about the ends they got, hahaha
I live for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Come take me away, take me away
I love for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Please take me away, take me away
Live forever...Take My Hand...Forever...Live forever
Come take a journey through heaven and hell
See what we have to come, and share the story I tell
Walk hand-in-hand with the devil and God
Let'em pull you in half, puratory is odd
FUCK newspapers, FUCK magazines
FUCK A&Rs, and your ball-huggin' jeans
FUCK anybody tryin' to change our ways
As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say
I speak for the crazy, I speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act
We like'em just like that
FUCK your Grammy's, FUCK your Music Awards
I strangle your host, with his microphone cord
Fuck anybody who ain't down with the clown
From now until milleniums after, I'm dead in the ground
*Chorus till fade*
3) Fearless
Are you scared?
(Fearless)
Are you scared, little bitch?
Are you scared at ghosts
(what's the matter)
Are you scared at ghosts
I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take it's food
I'll mow the fuckin' lawn, on a land mine field like what (boom!)
I'll roll a m-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up
I'll share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love
I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screamin and bustin' shots at him
I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw, oh yeah, got it
I'll walk through combat alone, and sport wranglers and a cowboy hat
I'll head-but a fuckin' unicorn, comehere bitch (aw, damn)
I'll stand on a stump , and let you trim my toe-nails with a axe (chop!)
I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and then try to run with a bannana hangin out my ass
I'll fuckin become pen-pals with the unibomber and let him send me packages
I'll drive a ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about free ice cream sandwiches (wow!)
Chorus 2x
What's the matter, what's the matter
what's the matter, are you scared
what's the matter, what's the matter
tell me are you fearless
I'll let Sam Kinison borrow my car, if he was still around
I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti nuddle tied on
I'll clinch my butt cheeks shut, while a ruthless alien tryin to probe me
I'll recieve an operation on my eyeball, while riding in a doombuggy
I'll finger fuck a toilet, and french kiss a light socket (zzzzip!)
I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice (I'm Jenny... No, no I Wouldn't)
I'll take all my clothes off, and run up and bear hug a cactus (aw!)
I'll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch (ladidadi)
I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread jellyfish on my toast
I'll fuckin' grease my ass up, and sit ontop of a flag post
I'll shoot a game of pool, with the grim reaper and then let him beat me
I'll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar lett'em take me home and eat me
Chorus 2x
Whats the matter, whats the matter
whats the matter, are you scared
whats the matter, whats the matter
tell me are you fearless
I'll throw gang signs at the booya tribe ups and downs like whut
I'll hire Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up
I'll put my lips on a 81' novas exhaust pipe and smoke that fucker
I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big red lobsters tryin to catch'em
I'll start a record label and invest everything I got on M.C. Hammer
I'll wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through the slammer
I'll take a chrome desert eagel 45 put it to the dome and dump it
I'll go to a big ass b hive on a tree, drop my drawers and hump it (no fear)
Chorus
Whats the matter, whats the matter
whats the matter, are you scared
whats the matter, whats the matter
tell me are you feared
(repeats until end)
4) Rainbows And Stuff
This one goes out to that special someone in my life,
we all have someone special, this is for them
I like ice cream, cherry pie and lemmonade with summer breeze
I like rainbows, leafy trails, and puppy dogs with bumble bees
I like cotton candy candy gum and bumber cars and carnivals
golden sky's and hazle eyes and sand in between my toes
but
somethin tells me that I hate you
somethin tells me I must kill you
You ain't shit but a sluty ass mother fucker
slut you fucking whore, I fucking hate you.
I like birthday candle cakes and titty shakes with silicone
secret whispers and D-Loc's sister and apple dips and gingerbread home
faygo chills they give me thrills and nyquil pills they make me smile
hershey kisses and happy misses and something so bliss yet all the while
somethin tells me that I hate you
somethin tells me I must kill you
Suck my fuckin dick fuck off
go fuck you self you funky as bitch
come on, come on (bitch)
come on, come on (bitch)
I fuckin hate you
come on, come on (bitch)
come on, come on (bitch)
*if I was you I'd slap that bitces nipples shut*.
I like Shaggy, he's my friend I like his mom cause shes nice to me
thank you J, I like you too, well it's OK, were family
raver chicks and kung-fu flicks and sugar sticks like lolly-plops
all of these things have happiness brings, but my hatred for you dont
stop
somethin tells me that I hate you
somethin tells me I must kill you
(repeats until song ends)
5) Whut
you don't like the way i am,
you don't like ICP & Twiztid,
always wit a hatchet...Whut,
Fuck You,
this the way i am
I stay Scrubby even though im paid, Whut
Dropped out in the sixth grade, Whut
had syphaliss three times, Whut
Commited mad felony crimes, Whut
Been a week i aint washed my ass, Whut
Flunked outta special ed class, Whut
I'd slap John Gotti right here, Whut
But hes locked up now so neea, Whut
Carnivals beyond the dead, Whut
Still attack you without my head, Whut
Scrubatism i'm about, Whut
Slappin baywatch beauties in the mouth, Whut
Stomp ghosts that think they hard, Whut
Pickin fights up at the graveyard, Whut
You don't like me, i make you sick,
Come here and get a mouth full of dick,
cuz i am whut i am
i be whut i wanna be, WHUT
i act how i wanna act, WHUT
i see whut i wanna see, WHUT
i smack who i wanna smack, WHUT
i do whut i wanna do, WHUT
i go where i wanna go, WHUT
fuck you, you , you, and you, WHUT
forever i'm a juggalo, WHUT
I'll slap Michael Jackson's face off, Whut
I spread herpies everytime i chough, Whut
I got head lice in my armpits, Whut
I sell nuclear bomb home kits, Whut
In church i'll wrestle a nun, Whut
Fuckin twist ya nipples then run, Whut
I watch my neighbor in the shower,
Then Waggle my dick for a half an hour,
I pour percasets in a bowl, Whut
And eat'em like cereal, Whut
I be that neighborhood creep, Whut
Singin voodoo chants in my sleep, Whut
I put old ladies in head locks, Whut
And run wit they ass for blocks, Whut
I rent stodios and don't pay, Whut
(come on shaggy don't play) MIKE?
I am whut i am
CHORUS
Your mamas got a glass tittie wit a screw on nipple, whut
whut, yo mama live in a two story dorito bag,
she got a wooden leg wit a birdhouse in it,
I walk around beggin for change,
and kill mutha fuckaz who look at me strange, Whut
Psychopathic down til i die, Whut
I'll lite a ciggarette, and put it out in your eye, Whut
Smokes until my lungs explode, Whut
And punch you and ya moms and call ya dad a hoe, Whut
I don't give a fuck if ya hate, Whut
Just don't let me catch you hangin out on my side of the gate, Whut
Talk to the dead on the phone, Whut
If you aint dead leave me the fuck alone, Whut
I call myself a juggalo, Whut
And scream it everywhere that i go, JUGGALO
Twiztid serial killaz commin to town, Whut
Dark Carnival and down wit the clown, Whut
Twiztid freekshow wickid clown bizzar, Whut
Chech ya self cuz we are who we are bitch, Whut
6) Still Stabbin
I stab people like everyday folks
skinny people any people i chop off their throats
?????
by the time you feel it im like 3 blocks away
i stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
now i stab people and drive away im like puttputtputtputt
i do a show and stab people at the same time
i stab bear cages security gaurds in the back of the neck
i love waffle house, i stab people there
their so shitty and dumpy they dont even care
i love stabbin' people, def leopard remember them
when i cut their fuckin drummers are off, you can ask'em
?Leo Owen? the president of island
im at a business meeting with him looking at him im smiling
i just up with the stab and he kicked my ass
17th floor they through me out through the glass
Help Me
(help'em)
Fuckin help me
(help'em)
I need you to help me
(help'em)
Somebody come and help me
(help'em)
Jehovah's witnesses i swear man i love'em
there standing out on the porch, knockin im waiting abov'em
punch and wound victims right through my door
come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more
one time i went wrestler, i wrestled the best
i got kicked out though, i had a knife in my spandex
i stabbed tony shevante the commentator guy (or got me, im not sure)
before the match i went to shake his hand but i stabbed him in the eye
i stabbed norman smiley in the middle of a match
he was like (what are you doing) i said fuckinrelax
i stabbed him again and again i jumped out and ran
everybody chased me, catch me if you can
i tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health
he twisted my arm back, i ended up stabbing myself
i stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass
ginsu built to last, can you help
Slic'em up, Slic'em down
side to side and all around
They dont help, the dont care
ginsu swingin everywhere
Slic'em up, Slic'em down
side to side and all around
They dont help, the dont care
ginsu swingin everywhere
I saved up my money and went to see the Lilith fair
started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there
i took off my thong and jumped in the pit
but there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it
but so what, i was throwin myself all over the floor
Sarah Mclachlan was on stage, i said you fuckin whore
One time i met slipknot, i stabbed there ass
stabbed them all in the face, thats why they where masks
my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
i drive with my lights off all throuhg my neighborhood
but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler
i hate that fucker
i did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit
we went to their studio and i started rockin it
after the session they all left out of there
but i stayed behind and stabbed the engineer
Help Me
(help'em)
Fuckin help me
(help'em)
I need you to help me
(help'em)
Fuckin come and help me
(help'em)
Naw fuck you
(fuck'em)
fuck all of you
(fuck'em)
you better fuckin help me
(help'em)
help me, help me
Slic'em up, Slic'em down
side to side and all around
They dont help, the dont care
ginsu swingin everywhere
Slic'em up, Slic'em down
side to side and all around
They dont help, the dont care
ginsu swingin everywhere
7) Tilt-a-Whirl
Welcome to the Tilt a Whirl
All you motherfuckers are gonna die
Everyone, you dyin' everyday, (Eehh), Constantly!
I Kill myself, right mother fuckin' now, and still won't die (Try me)
Wicked Clownz, (Never), Never die, What!
Oh my, goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kid's out here
They to young to play in there
Step right up now, strap em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
Its gon' be a helly ride
Now if you mis-place an item
Psychopathic sure ta find em
If you loose your nugget yo'
Hatchet ain't responsable
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to rip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our Tilt-a-Whirly spins
They, Gon', Die. Die!
They, Gon', Die. Die!
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck the line put him up front
Welcome to out spectical
Carny rides excentrical
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with a poor
Here you go sir, have a seat
You got take this ride, it's neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash
Were gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilt-a-Whirly sprayin blood
All over the neighborhood
They, Gon', Die. (Were gon' watch you die) Die! (were gon' watch you all die)
They, Gon', Die. (You deserve to die) Die! (time for you to die)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ho-wee)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ride)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Eh)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ride)
Welcome buddy, what you did?
Like to punch up on your kid
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We gon go another round
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up over there
Strap em up and start the show
This time speed it up some mo'
Tell me any last request
Before your guts rip out your chest?
Fuck all that, don't give em nuttin'
Slap his ass and press the button
There another number down
Carnival dont fuck around
Fire up the Tilt-a-Whirl
And we'll see you all in hell
They, Gon', Die. (I'm gon' watch you die) Die! (Time for you to die)
They, Gon', Die. (You deserve to die) Die! (I will watch you die)
(In background)(Round and Round and Round you go)
Yo, the Dark Carnival will never die
I mean that's all we do is think about dying
We wish we die, We hope we die
The only problem is, we ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker!
They, Gon', Die. (I'm gon' watch you die) Die! (Everybody die)
They, Gon', Die. (I will watch you die) Die! (time for you to die)
They, Gon', Die. (I'm gon' watch you die) Die! (I will watch you die)
They, Gon', Die. (You deserve to die) Die! (Everybody die)
8) We Gives No Fuck
I think its the hearts desire for every person in America and Canada to succeed, Worldwideyeah. Success is one thing thats the motivating force behind many men, Amen. And tonight I want to speak in a way that youll realize that God ordained every one of his creations to be successful.
Look at this, millionare, suave, definitely paid, lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top craze, bitches blowin up phones, I walk by, never lie, Im the type of guy with sparkles in my eye, rollin by, BMW, never take the truck with your kid, who what where, over there, with the diamond sinclare, looky there, everywhere I stay flossin them things, Im like bang, bling bling bang, chingy bling blang, what the fuck bitch, hurry up and suck, move along, cmon, until its gone, get the fuck out the room, Im rollin chrome, 700 spoke, whicky whicky what, keep your hungry mouth shut, cuz Im livin it up!
Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars, we gives no fuck! Baby baby, we gives no fuck! Hey, we gives no fuck! 7-digit bank, we gives no fuck! Mad paid, we gives no fuck! Whoo, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank, what you think, bitch you tickle me pink, you lookin rank, coulda stank, still I did ya (spank spank), whore is dank , cuz Im livin like a video, fuckin every shitty hoe you know, call me jigga-liggy-lo, fuck the juggalos, escort, billion dollar drop, non-stop, from my pop, never need to cop a mop, what you got, get the fuck off my block, I call the cop, with your fuckin hippy hop, whooee whooee chop chop, tryna marry me, rich until they bury me, stop it cuz youre scarin me, with all that jive, clap clap, take you back to where your whack crack neighborhood at, cuz look-ee jack, cuz where we at, we havin none of that!
Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars, we gives no fuck! Baby baby, we gives no fuck!
Want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck! 7-digit bank, we gives no fuck! Mad paid, we gives no fuck! Whoo, we gives no fuck!
Pow, let me show you how, ??? where ya really now, cash cow, cheddar wow, dig it yall, wicky wild wild, wait a minute yall, I mightve over-did it yall, forget it, Ill admit it, cant get it, cuz Im greedy greedy greedy, fuck the needy, fuck the treaty, lineem up and pow pow, clicka pow pow, click click, chicka pow pow, bang bang, ching ching, bang, ching-a-ling bang, pow pow, chicka bang bang, chicka chicka bang!
Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars, we gives no fuck! Baby baby, we gives no fuck!
Want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck! 7-digit bank, we gives no fuck! Mad paid, we gives no fuck! Whoo, we gives no fuck!
Want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Want you to hate me, want you to take me, want you to kill me!
9) Please Don't Hate Me
I gotta tell him, i gotta be a man and handle my business
i know he's gonna hate me, i gotta call'em
what up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
me and you, we been down for a while right
we been here and there, we been pretty tight
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out, i didnt mean nothin buy it, im gonna make this quick
i gave your momma this dick
i dunno how it happened
i just know my nuts and her itch was slappin
i was over there mowin' the grass
and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass
and then i went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
one thing just led to another
next thing you know i was but-fucking your mother
Please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
Dont hang up, i still got more
your momma gives head like a herion whore
i wasnt thinking about you as my bud
when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud
we broke out with your grandpa's gin
and got drunk, i fucked her with a bowling pin
she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
your mommas one of my favorite sluts
she likes lickin from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
she calls me her big teddy bear
i chase her around in my underwear
i admit i like spanking her but
i used your sock though to catch my nut
dont worry, i put it back, i knew i better
thats why your toes been stickin together
Please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
maybe they call you a termihater
if this was a swamp youd be a allihater
you could use a could glass of haterade
sure come on up, take the elehater
your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
its bumpy and grainy, i like the feel though
and i aint trying to diss her either
im only sayin i wish you would trim her beaver some
every hair is like a foot long
bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
its allright with me though
i dont mind as long as i can find the b-hole
and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
here i am stuffin her muffin
not to mention the pickle buffin
and i hope me and you are still cool
im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
and we plan on fuckin again, allright, ill talk to you again
Peace EMINEM
(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)
Please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me
but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
10) Behind The Paint
Remember me bitch, 8th grade
ball park, skinny ass well-fare aid
Utsler and Bruce brothers we was the shit
dungeons and dragons and bruce lee flicks
quit school, nobody missed us,
nobody hugged and kissed us, only dissed us
now look at these beautiful model type high class women
takin' my dick in em'
you dont remember my kind in class
the whipped out freak starrin' at your ass
never had the courage to even say hi,
only smell your perfume fraigerence as you walk by
I'm the scrub that never crossed your mind
now your flashing your titties at me waitin in line
and thats fine, while your working your charm
look beneath the paint bitch, it's the scrubs who won
Look at him, the same pair of pants and that shirt again
an outcast, I knew I had to do something
figure out a way to make something out of nothin
open up shop, got what you need
speakers, clothes, cd's or bags of weed
but that shit got me nowhere except jail
me and all my homies to broke to make the bail
so now we're right back at the place we started
chuckles and laugh the second we turn our backs
assed out, but we was like "fuck y'all"
we got each other and the drop of the homie call
look at us now bitch, holdin' platinum
all up on my dick, but im the same as back then
forget the money and fame because
beneath the paint lifes just as it always was
Another girl, I dont dare to confide in
playing that role, it hurts inside
here I am thinking she wants me
she only wants that killer on her cd
just when I couldnt feel any worse
bitch asked me if I could paint my face first
the day I finally get to leave this land
behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man
behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man
the shell of a used up man
the shell of a used up man
nothing left but the shell of a used up man
nothing left but the shell of a used up man
11) My Homie Baby Mama
I don't know. She ain't even looking that good.(kinda fat)
Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could.(kinda fat like that)
It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around.(boing)
Wiping poo-poo of they babie's butt, i think i wanna take her down
Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama,2x
Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit, You talkin bout you wanna fuck my
girl, man we raising a baby together, that's some bull muthafuckin shit.
(MADROX)
I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off at chucky cheese
Got ya similax formula, just baby fuck me please
goo goo ga ga, i make ya baby laugh (Don't u like the way my ugly face looks)
But when baby go nite nite, u gonna hafta to come up with some ass
Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama,2x
I'm tryin to look out for you and your baby, that's why i'm telling you about
him cheating on you. I ain't even like that, come here lemme hold you
Watchin Jerry Springer all fuckin day,your baby rolling you a joint (lookie
momma, i packed it with the good shit)
I told you if you let me hit it, i take you both to see the point. (but the
neden wasn't all that, so forget it)
Rubber binkies (binkies) food, all over the floor
am i gonna help you clean it?, I'm out the fuckin door (gotta go, and i wont
be back no more)
Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama,2x(I already fucked you babie's momma
How the fuck you gonna fuck on me bitch i dont even belive this shit
you gonna fuck him in my bed, what the fuck (he said he loved me)
Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama,4x(I already fucked your babies mamma
(I would fuck your babie's momma's momma)
12) The Pendulum's Promise
What did I do? Tell me tell me what did I do?
Tell me NOTHIN! I did nothin wrong! Tell me. Nothin!
Look at that guy over there hes so skinny
Hed prolly suck my dick for a penny
Thats fuckin nasty what kinda bitch does he get
The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
Pushin all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a retard
No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes
Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose
The motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut
Bet hes got tadpoles livin on his butt
I fuckin dont understand these people
No kinda class
Somebody needs to beat they ass
I wanna tell him GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK!
I wanna beat his face in with a rock!
He aint good for shit, but bringin our property down
Draggin his funky ass around
Hes starvin, sportin a pair of troop sweats
Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara
Wantin everyones affection
Wait a minute, thats me, Im lookin at my own reflection
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and
Where the fuck is this bitch, she makes me sick
Im guessin right now shes got a mouth full of dick
I know she fucks on me, who needs proof
She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth
I bet she fucks people in my own bed
He wears my slippers while shes givinem head
Look what I do, I get away with it
What the fuck makes me think that she aint never did it
Last time I beat her ass wasnt shit
Fat lips aint nothin, this time Im breakin somethin
Shes gonna learn not to gimme any hassle
Im the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle!
Im the one who failed in life
Im the one who takes it out on my wife
She dont cheat, who am I tryin to fool
I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!)
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and
This is the 3rd time youve come before me
You think youre the shit, you wanna ignore me
I told you last time Id put you away
I dont give a fuck what you say, obey me
I am the overseer, a special being
Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I could say it all day
I swear to God you say one motherfuckin thing to me Ill put you away
I might not be God but Im the next best thing
Honor your honor, hail me as a king
You die, he gets life, she pays, hes free
See your destiny is all up to me
All Rise, You heard it, loud and clear
But today, I take a load off in that electric chair
I chose to play God, and judge you well
Now Im the one thats been sentenced to hell
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