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A Carnival Christmas
1) Santa's A Fat Bitch
2) Red Christmas
3) Santa Killas
4) He's Comming
1) Santa's A Fat Bitch
Santa Claus, Suck my balls, Drunk as hell Ringin Bells at The Malls. Dancer, Prancer, Nixon and Cupid. Im gonna get stupid HA HA HA I sit around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack Like Gimme Gimme I know that Hes Comin, Hes Comin He Must Looking up nothin but rust, dust Turn on my tv the very next day See your gettin paid Leadin the parade Im the sniper up on the building Listen to my nine go click Santa's A Fat Bitch
Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch
Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit
If I Hear You Land On My Roof
Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth
I got somethin to say about Saint Nick Fuck that hoe He never brought Shaggs Shit No toys, Candy Canes just a lump of coal So I eat it cause there ain't nothin in the cupboard So Ill be quick, quick and brief All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones Could you Help Me Out?? I shouldve known Id get a stone and a stick No Kind Of Gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad But that isnt it Its All Because Santa's A Fat Bitch
Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch
Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit
If I Hear You Land On My Roof
Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth
Ho, Ho, Ho Dont Go That Way Rudolph Thats The Ghetto
Those Boys and Girls Dont Deserve Anything
Santa Claus, Santa Claus Where You Been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friends But Rudolph he don't bring the sleigh my way Nothin but Coal and Dirt For Little J I guess you couldnt fit down my chimney shaft you need to lose some of that fat ass All the litle rich boys they get paid Countin all the toys and duckets they made Me I got a little half little chunk of Dog Shit Im gonna kill that Fat Bitch
Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch
Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit
If I Hear You Land On My Roof
Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth
Twas the Night before Christmas and Everythings Whack Not a Creature stirrin but a fuckin rat I aint hearin jingle bells I anint hearin nothin Not smellin no turkey and there sure as hell ain't stuffing All Men are paid I Wished and Prayed that the fat mother fucker would swing my way Drop of soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Yep I knew it, The shaft again and again and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit House empty. theres no sign of the Fat Bitch
Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch
Another Year And I Ain't Get Shit
If I Hear You Land On My Roof
Im Gonna Bust Your Ass In The Tooth
2) Red Christmas
It's Christmas Time for a Slaughter
Maybe your wife Maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make Way For Jolly Saint J
Climbed down the chimney
Dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
Shimme Down Shimme Down
What the Fuck
Somebody Help Me I'm Stuck
Now What to do
I feel Whack
I got stuck in a chimney stack
But I hack
And shimmer on down
Santa Claus Clown Cant Fuck Around
Anybody Home?
I creep
Tippy Toes Cause They Asleep
I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all y'all
Whats That? I better hide quick
Oh Fuck Its the Real Saint Nick
He must've been takina shit
But regardless, I better move quick
So I jumped Him, Santa's No Joke
Fucked around and got my damn neck broke
He's strapped, He Shot, He Didn't Miss
I had a Red Christmas
I'm dreaming of a Dead Christmas
The Kind Ill never ever get
Cause If You Have a Dead Christmas
That Means Your Dead and Thats The End
Jack Frost Nibbles
But Fuck That
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nut sac
And my butt crack, toes and elbows
My nose is froze Fuck You Hoes
So I made a friend like me, A Snowman
He was down with the clown like a bro man
Had a hat and eyes out of charcoal
And a pipe, We filled it with Endo
Me and him sing songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, I ate corn flakes
And we both would freeze our balls off
I was there everytime his head falls off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, Made from a snow pile
Then the smog came, a pissard
Snow, Wind, Ice a Blizzard
We pulled through, We hid in an alley
The next day it was like Sunny Valley
He was meltin and I was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
If I shuld die, your comin with me
Cause we're Boys
And Hit Me
Damn Im dyin, Im dead
He got his wish
And Alls I Got Was Another Red Christmas
Silent Night
Violent Fight
Now Im Dead
One to the head
Christmas this year, It seems so white
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle All The Way
Ask Your Fuckin Mama Bitch The ICP to Play
Wicked Clown Wicked Clown
Bitches Drop Your Drawers
Dont Talk Back Just Suck My Sack
And Fiddle With My Balls
3) Santa Killas
It's the holiday season
Candy Canes, Cookies sprinkle the town
Everyones Jolly, Happy, and Merry
The dead sing carols in the cemetary
I went up to the mall to meet a Santa Claus
Why you wanna meet a Santa Claus??
Just Because
Hes a star and I wanna get his autograph
Did you meet the fat bastard??
You don't know the half
So I wait in line with my pad and pen
I finally got up to the bitch and he had a grin
He said he's been watchin me and Im a disgrace
So I reach for the nine and shot him in the spine
All the kiddies runnin, screamin and cryin
Santa ain't breathin I think that he's dyin
Hes tryin to move so I boot him in his grin
HA Bitch Shouldve Known About The Santa Claus Killa
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
I'm a Santa Claus Killa
Bitch What the fuck you know about
You Know Nothin
So Fuck Turkey and Stuffin
I drink a strait 40
Fuck the shitty Egg Nog
Cause Im a Wicked Clown Straight Up Freak Dog
I gets paid Im pickin up the G Shit
And Santa Claus ain't never brought me shit
The fat slop doesnt drink my milk
So dont come around and get your cap peeled
Ima Mike Clark
Pimpin through Clark Park
In a 1981 Skylark
And its dusted, dented and rusted
Dont look or get your lips busted
Santa won't bring me a BM
So Im gonna choke that bitch when I see him
MC, Detroit Big Wheeler
But on Christmas Eve Im a Santa Claus Killa
It's Christmas Eve
Another time to decieve
I got another trick up my sleeve
He wont leave
I just wait Tic-Toc-Ticky
Someone told me Fuck Saint Nickie
Nick, Prick North Pole Hick
Bitch Ass Sap, What the fuck is that?
Sounds like Rudolph and the whole click
Its time for some down with the clown G Shit
Theres a Fat Bitch in the chimney
Spark up some matches
Fire catches
And I burn that mother fucker up
Wha Wha What The Fuck!
Cooke his ass with a crackling sound
Watch as the ash comes drifting down
I smoke them bones and I get much illa
The Eastside G
The Santa Claus Killa
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
One last minute
I get's deadly
Sit back children
Check the Medley
Its cold out, I could give a fuck less
Cause I'm waitin on a bitch in a red dress
A fat bitch with a big white beard
Strapped with a big lead pipe Im Geared
I hear bells, Jing-a-Ling-Jing-Ling-Ding-a-Ling
Thats the sound, the dead man here
Dead man here when death is near
I take my pipe and say fuck it
Whip and Lug It
Strait to the nugget
Out cold in a flash, a dash
Then I pushed his ass off the roof and strait jacked the sleigh
The ghetto's payday from the Santa Claus Killa
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
4) He's Comming
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