Puff Davey: This is Puff Davey alongside the Monoxide Child and

Jamie Madrox. It is Fellatio Friday.

Madrox: Yeah!

P.D.: January 24th, 2003. Twiztid tonight playing The Chance in Poughkeepsie with Bone Thugs N Harmony.

Monoxide: Wow, now thats something.

P.D.: Its gonna be the shit.

Mono: I got a question.

Madrox: Let him talk!

Mono: Can we cuss?

P.D.: Yeah, go ahead.

Madrox: Fuck! Shit dick and pussy. Let's get started.

P.D.: Who started the tour, was it something you guys set up?

Mono: No, actually they called us. That's what's so wig flipping about it. Everybody kind of overlooks us and for them to be like 'We wanna go on the road with Twiztid'..Shit yeah!

Madrox: The promoters call him, and the caterers call me.Thats how we pan it all out.

Mono: Thats what it boils down to. We're just like 'Fuck yeah. They smoke a shit load of weed!'
Madrox: At first we thought it was some kind of joke, like 'What the fuck do they wanna tour with us for?'

Mono: The promoters were like 'There is no way, there is no fucking way.' And then after the first show it was like 'RING' 'RING' 'RING', everybody wants to book it. 'Let's bring the show here!'

Madrox: Trying to extend it and make it longer.

Mono: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, 'we got a little spot -

Madrox: - a little stage out here, it'll be a great time!'

Mono: Truth or Consequences is awesome. We had a rock fight at McDonald's. I was throwing 'em at Violent J, he was across the street. He was hiding in the Hamburgler.

Madrox: Truth be told, Shaggy 2 Dope and Monoxide were throwing bricks at me and Violent J, of which Violent J was stuck in the Mayor McCheese playset. And we're talking about a larger Violent J, not the new improved thin Violent J, but the old school Violent J, was stuck inside of the McCheeseburgler or whatever it was. And I'm grabbin him by his feet trying to pull the motherfucker out and getting pinged in the head with bricks. It was awesome.

Mono: It was devastating. So Truth or Consequences, you rule!

P.D.: Does this tour feel any different from past tours since its not with everybody from Psychopathic, like Blaze, ABK..

Mono: You gotta understand, when we're sitting in a dressing room, usually its Violent J peeking his head in. 'Whats up!' Now its Layzie Bone. 'What up.' Woah! Hold on!

Madrox: 'Who got some weed?'

Mono: They bring an awesome vibe to shit. You know what I'm sayin? Its like mellow. Its very different. We do our thing, but once they hit the stage, it changes. Its like a perfect blend, like now in Europe they smoke tobacco with their weed, so in Europe this would probably be a huge hit, too. We'll go overseas.

Madrox: But we ain't endorsing a tobacco mix.
Mono: No, they thought we were crazy. 'Bloody insane to smoke 'em like that!'

Madrox: Straight up, I told the guy 'Don't put tobacco in the joint we're gonna roll.' 'Well you're gonna kill yourself, thats straight!'

Mono: 'Bloody crazy!'

Madrox: Alright then. Call us maniacs.

Mono: The guy was dope! He had hash all the time, too. He'd just be drunk, 12 o'clock. Wow.

Madrox: We've seen a lot of insanity.

P.D.: There's only a few more dates left on the tour, so what do you guys plan on doing after this?

Mono: Finishing the Green Book.

Madrox: He's actually gonna finish the Green Book, I'm going to the Bunny Ranch in Dallas. Go to get me some prime piece of buff.

Mono: You know that they tape you?

Madrox: Do they?

Mono: Go ahead.

Madrox: Well why do you think some of the miscellaneous internet jargon is on there now?

Mono: Fair enough.

Madrox: Okay. Well hes going to finish the Green Book and I'm goin to the Bunny Ranch. Get me some fluffy tail.

P.D.: Is there an expected date in mind of when the Green Book is supposed to come out?

Mono:You know shit gets fucked..

Madrox: Give him a tentative..

Mono: We shoot for May. The Green Book tour, everything, is planned around this album. It's our biggest album ever, the greatest shit you've ever heard.

P.D.: How is it gonna be different from albums in the past?

Mono: You'll see.
Madrox: Those were through the eyes of the juggalos. Green Book is through our eyes. I mean we're still speaking for everyone but its like..

Mono: We're juggalos.

Madrox: Yeah, we're juggalos, so its always gonna be through the eyes of the juggalos. But in the past it was written from their perspective, and now its written from our perspective. Now you can find out what happened to me and him when we were five and why we're so fucked up and why we're sitting here with our painted fucking faces, surrounded by serial killers and homies and all that other crazy shit. Thats why.

P.D.: What kind of guests are gonna be on the album?

Mono: Its different. Its not typical. Its not ICP on a track, its us with maybe Violent J.

P.D.: Are you guys ever gonna do any tracks with Esham? Cause I've always pictured Twiztid doing the wicked shit with Esham?

Mono: Really?

P.D.: Yeah.

Madrox: At this point in time there isn't, but I won't never rule it out, cause hes part of the family now so anything's possible.

P.D.: Are there any plans for a full Samhein Witch Killaz album, or was it just a few tracks here and there for the internet?

Mono: It started off a few tracks here and there, but its like we gotta do it now. We gotta bring the drama man, cause thats what we do.

Madrox: I can make a speculation right here right now. October 31st, 2003. Samhein Witch Killaz. That holds no water like my mom's underpants so don't hold me to it, try to staple me to a cross if it doesn't come out.

Mono: Unless they're super absorbent pads. Those super absorbent pants.

Madrox: They got the new ones with wings now I'm hearing, I dunno how good they are.

P.D.: Any plans on re-releasing the HOK stuff? I dunno if you guys own the rights to that..

Mono: Oh yes we do. Regardless of what you may heard, that shit is ours.

P.D.: So you guys are gonna put that stuff out?

Madrox: I'd say yes and no, it depends. To be totally honest with you, a lot of it we don't really like. As you get older and as you get more inclined..it'd be like even you guys watching your first show that you did, and you're like 'We're way fresher than that now, I don't want anyone to see that, lets show 'em the new shit!' Its like everyone has a starting point, some of it was awesome, some of it was ass. We may go back and make like one CD of the best of..I dunno, I could be lying.

P.D.: You guys have been with the Hatchet for about 5 years now. How did you and ICP first ever meet and hook up?

Mono: The first time we ever actually met them, I believe was at an Esham show and we were opening as HOK, and J and Shaggy came down there. Right?

Madrox: Yeah.

Mono: And they were like 'You guys are cool and blah blah blah.' It was strange, 'cause its like 'Thats ICP!'

Madrox: We didn't know them. I mean we heard their music, but we didn't know them to be like 'Oh sup J!'

Mono: Slap Shaggy on the ass. 'How ya doing babe?'

Madrox: I guess they liked what they heard. Later on during the Great Milenko they asked HOK to go on tour with them, and then once we were on tour we got to meet them personally, on a real basis.

Mono: They're just as fucked up as we are.

Madrox: Exactly. We said it a thousand times, but its like, being somewhere where you know you were always supposed to be, but you don't know how you got there, but finally you're there and everything just clicks. Its like 'These people are awesome, I should have been here a long time ago, but I wasn't,' but thats life. Just gotta keep on trucking.

Mono: I remember we ran out of gas one time, and juggalos got out and helped push us to the gas station.

Madrox: That was the fucking shit. I had a 66 Ford Grenada with rusty ass seats.

Mono: And you'd look like an asshole 'cause -

Madrox: You're bouncing like this when you're driving.

Mono: Everybody else is just riding smooth but there you are.

Madrox: There's no shocks, so we're just hauling ass.

Mono: Its like those school bus seats, it was fucking awesome!

P.D.: I've heard a lot of rumors about you and Myzery getting into a fight at a hotel at the Gathering last year..

Mono: It was an orgy.

Madrox: I wasn't there.

Mono: We had some hoes..

Madrox: They had some hoes..no, seriously, continue with the questions.

P.D.: I was just wondering, I've never really heard your side of it.

Madrox: I dunno. Bullshit. A total misunderstanding that got blown out of proportion. Um, I dunno. That's all I can really say. A lot of things happened that people got hurt, I don't really know about that, its all speculative and what not. But its water under the bridge.

Mono: Its enough stuff to know - fuck them.

Madrox: It was water under the bridge.

Mono: Alright, whatever.

P.D.: This past year he (Myzery) released a diss to you guys called UnTwiztid, I don't know if you guys heard of it..

Madrox: Mmmhmm.

P.D.: Do you guys plan on doing a diss track back?

Madrox: Uh-uh. Because its a scenario where when you diss someone, you're either doing one of two things. One, trying to make them famous, or two, trying to use their name to sell albums for you. And we don't have to do either one of those cause its like, why would we? It poses no threat.

P.D.: In Eminem's movie 8 Mile he steals the lyrics from Somebody Dissin U..

Madrox: Really?

P.D.: In some freestyle, yeah. The part 'It goes way deeper than rhymes, fuck a beat cause I rock acapella'

Madrox: Really?

Mono: We're coming for our money, fucknut!

Madrox: Yeah, I want my motherfucking royalties!

Mono: We own that. Unlike yourself, we're very smart, we own our publishing.

Madrox: Yeah, we didn't sell it all away.

Mono: You guys just got 10% of that!

Madrox: Yeah! We'll cut you guys in on that check when we get it. Totally did not see the movie, you just schooled the shit outta me. My wig is in the fucking back room now.

P.D.: He stole an Esham lyric, too.

Madrox: Really? Wow. He's probably just trying to push buttons 'cause thats what he does. The American white boy icon, he pushes buttons like a telephone.

P.D.: Will Psychopathic ever make Twiztid bongs or rolling papers?

Mono: Man, we've been talking that shit for years. They were supposed to make my cigarettes. Its just about somebody saying 'You know what? Let's do it.' We can't do everything.

Madrox: We've tried, I mean I brought up prototypes of like bongs, just bongs I've had around the house.

Mono: We had a company that said 'Hey we'll do it, we'll manufacture it, tell us what you want.'

Madrox: There was some company that makes 'em, I dunno if they get 'em warm or hot or something, but they turn them and twist them.

Mono: Steamed.

Madrox: Steamed. Like brocolli. It was fresh as hell, they were like 'We wanna endorse them and everything, make them Twiztid,' we're like fuck yeah. Then we talked to Alex and hes like 'I dunno about that, we got enough bad press.'

Mono: I'm like 'Shit yeah, like up your bongs.'

Madrox: Fuck yeah.

P.D.: How much weed does Twiztid smoke on an average day?

Mono: On the road or at home?

P.D.: On the road.

Mono: Probably close to a half pound of weed.

Madrox: I have to hibernate during the day til like 5pm, I'm like comatose.

Mono: Enough weed to take care of everybody. You know, that good weed.

Madrox: Its far and few between when you do buy it.

Mono: You buy as much as you can. And everytime we see it, it doesn't matter. We got 11 ounces, its like 'It don't matter, there's two more thats different than this stuff!' But it gets smoked, its not like we're like 'Throw that half away.'

Madrox: Never that.

Mono: But we stay high. At home though, this motherfucker smokes a poopload. I just called the shit, poop!

Madrox: Thats when I need the weed, when I'm in my creative process. Out here I know what I have to do so its pretty much like 'Okay, its time to do it.' At home there's a million and one things to do so its like 'Here roll another up,' writing the song, 'here call the hotline,' 'okay hold on a second,' 'do this.' I'm just shaking at the end of the night like a tuning fork.

Mono: He's addicted to prosties.

Madrox: Yeah...you're not supposed to say that.

Mono: He said we could cuss.

Madrox: Okay. Prostitutes.

Mono: Or prosties, as somebody thats addicted to 'em would call 'em.

Madrox: I like the ones who don't wear any underwear and charge a lot of money and don't do anything.

Mono: I'm sicker than that cause I just watch.

Madrox: Which is an additional fee.

Mono: Deeper! Deeper!

Madrox: I'm gonna puke! Alright..

P.D.: I've heard a rumor that Krayzee Bone from Bone Thugs was gonna remake Chicken Hunting, I dunno if thats bullshit..

Mono: No, I know exactly what you're talking about. Somebody put it on the internet, didn't they?

P.D.: Yeah, on a wav file.
Mono: No, thats just some ninja that kinda sounded like him, but it was clearly not him.

P.D.: They released some tracklisting saying Dark Lotus was supposed to have some song with him on a CD coming out?

Mono: He's supposed to be on our album.

Madrox: Yeah, we're trying to get him to get on our album. I can almost pretty much solidify that that isn't true.

P.D.: Are we gonna hear anymore Rydas or new Dark Lotus?

Madrox: Of course, of course. Its only a matter of time. Its just that everyones doing stuff right now. You got ICP on the Shangri-La tour, you got us out here with Bone, you got Blaze getting ready to go out..

Mono: You know the Rydas?

Madrox: I mean I don't know 'em personally but I do know about them. They have been slated for some new albums coming up?

Mono: Solo?

Madrox: Well Lil Shank was trying to do one, but he was getting the thumb, I was told, he was getting pushed down. Its gotta be the collabo. Thats just what I've heard on the intranet. Thats just what I've heard on the intranet, though. But you can expect more shit, definitely.

P.D.: You guys released a video for We Don't Die. Are you ever gonna do any more music videos?

Mono: Fuck yeah!

Madrox: Yeah, for the Green Book we're trying to do flavor for that. Its like every major release, we wanna do videos for, but stuff like Mirror Mirror, EPs and shit, we don't..cause a fucking video costs like 150 thousand dollars.

Mono: Shit yeah, especially with all the naked shit in it.

Madrox: Well yeah, the ones that we wanna shoot are like 2 and 3 hundred thousand.

Mono: See, our fucking booking agent, hes like huge into porno, he knows all these porno chicks. So hes like 'You guys wanna do porn?' And I'm debating, I've been saying it for years. It just may come true. You never know. Even if its just my head on some ninja.

Madrox: I like porno I just don't wanna be in it. I'd be a stunt dick but I don't wanna be on the motherfucker.

Mono: You could be a fluffer.

Madrox: No way. I'd be a girl fluffer, I ain't gonna be no ninja fluffer.

Mono: Fair enough.

Madrox: Alright anyway..

P.D.: Can we ever expect Twiztid figures or a comic book?

Mono: Shit yeah, let me flip your wig. They're makng a fucking game for Playstation 2 and all that.

P.D.: The JCW one?

Mono: Yeah. And they're making figures for that. So its gonna be fresh. You'll be able to see us fucking kicking ICP's ass or something. We can't wrestle, they'll fuck us up, but in a toy, or the game? (imitates playing PS2 wrestling game)

Madrox: For real though, we're trying to get our own figures, if not for this album, for the next album coming up. And there's other things, they're not actually action figures but novelty-esque type things that will suffice for action figures.

P.D.: When can juggalos and juggalettes expect the next Purple Show and will you ever put them on DVD?

Madrox: Yup, but you didn't hear that from me. But the next Purple Show will be out in probably..I dunno, about a month?

Mono: Yeah, once we got off of this.

Madrox: Cause it takes like 2 weeks to edit them, cause we got so much shit, and if you've seen what we start with and what we end up with, its crazy to see it like that. You got 32 videotapes and you try to make it a half hour, there's so much shit.

P.D.: On AOL Instant Messenger, someone claims to be Monoxide with the screenname Methric 17.

Mono: Dude. Never. I mean I like when they're young 17, but I would never go public with it. Never.

Madrox: I don't know nothing about that.

P.D.: What are your guys favorite Faygo flavors?

Madrox: Peach.

Mono: Tittie. But you guys don't know about that 'cause you ain't from the D. Tittie flavored. Tastes just like a nipple. Its fresh.

Madrox: I like the Peach Faygo.

Mono: They need to come out with a THC flavored one, it tastes horrible but you'll just get fucked up!

Madrox: We know about some of the inside Faygo stuff, like they were supposed to bring out Insane Clown soda, but then it got flipped for like Grandma's Candy Apple shit or something.

Mono: Candy ass. See, I know a little wrestling, I mean I'm no Hunter Hearst Helms, but I know my fucking wrestling.

P.D.: Okay you guys have on the hotline Phat or Wack..

Madrox: Phat or wack!

P.D.: I'm gonna name a few things and you guys can say Phat or Wack.

Madrox: Alright, I'm feeling it.

P.D.: The 1-800 commercials with Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

Mono: Fuckin bum.

Madrox: Wack!

Mono: Fat, overweight and wack. Shave that fucking charcoal.

P.D.: Eminem's new bitch boy 50 cent.

Madrox: C'mon, Wanksters are wack!

P.D.: Kelly Osbourne.

Madrox: She is in fact, fat!

Mono: Shes not, shes just round.

Madrox: She looks like a little meatball with pink hair just pushed to the side.
( Madrox imitates Kelly Osbourne in a Cartman voice while Monoxide imitates Ozzy)

P.D.: The new Jason versus Freddy movie thats being filmed.

Mono: If we get the lead song on that soundtrack it'll be devastating.

Madrox: Phat!

Mono: But if it comes out without us on it..

Madrox: Wack!