Shaggy 2 Dope - Alive And Kicking
Jelly Nuts: Well first off, a lot of the Juggalos want to know how you are doing after your injuries?
Shaggy: I will be doing fine as long as you keep sending me the pain pills.
Jelly Nuts: But despite the pain, you still managed to get out in the ring on Wednesday and do a leg drop on Brian Gory. Aren't you worried about aggravating your injuries further?
Shaggy: The leg drop was cause Brian Gory was aggravating my butt hole cause he is gay? so it had to be done!
Jelly Nuts: So do you think you will be able to get back in to the JCW full fledged before the end of the JCW tour?
Shaggy: I will, because on Friday I have a barbed wire thumb tack death match for the 3rd taping of JCW in Cleveland. I cannot be destroyed, and I cannot be stopped. Vikadins will conquer all!
Jelly Nuts: Do you see the JCW ever getting as huge as the WWF or WCW or ECW?
Shaggy: I don't know, and I don't care. Fuck all three of those promotions. JCW isn't for all the sap asses who watch that shit anyway? it is for the Juggalos.
Jelly Nuts: Are there going to be more JCW events after the end of the Stranglemania Live tour?
Shaggy: Yes! Definitely at the Gathering of the Juggalos, and also we will probably be going out with it between tours and recording.
Jelly Nuts: Speaking of the Juggalo Gathering, is there anything fresh that you have planned in particular for the Juggalo Gathering?
Shaggy: There are many secret points of flavor, but you just have to come to find out. You don't get those benefits all easy over the computer you bastards!
Jelly Nuts: Do you get many skins on the JCW tour? Tell me something about that.
Shaggy: Chances are if you see any valets or ring girls at any of the wrestling events, it is because we either banged her, or in the process of still banging her neden out. We run more trains on those hoes than the pacific union railroad.
Jelly Nuts: So can you reveal any freshness planned for the 3rd JCW taping in Cleveland. Who else is going to be there?
Shaggy: For sure, a Robin Leach perpetrator will be there with the faggot ritchy Beaver Wellington. Along with a cast of many secret ninjas that I can't say right now because they are intended to blow wigs off of heads when they come out! But just expect some SUPER FLAVOR!!!
Jelly Nuts: Besides yourself, has anyone else suffered serious injury while on the JCW Tour?
Shaggy: Of course? In Milwaukee, 3 out of 6 people in our match alone went to the Hospital. 2 Tough Tony is out from a broken ankle, Tarek the Doink is out from bending his knee the wrong way, and also from me smacking his face with a chair. Besides that, most everyone is healing up quicker than me. Still, we won't stop.
Jelly Nuts: Psychopathic spends more on the JCW than it makes? people end up nearly getting killed from injuries? the cops are constantly trying to arrest the naked ring chicks? Why are you still doing this?
Shaggy: Listen here, hater! As I have said before, JCW is for Juggalos. Not for Juggahoes. So if you don't like what we are doing, eat a bowl of dicks with dune sauce.
Jelly Nuts: And on that note, I think I will let you go? Is there anything you want to say to the Juggalos before you are out?
Shaggy: First things first, quit being such a shook little bitch? I would never hurt you in any way, cause you work for Psychopathic. Besides, you are the type that would take me to court for a law suit. Other than that, stay down with the clown, and keep bringing those pills to the show if you got any. PAIN PILLS, PAIN PILLS, PAIN PILLS?STOP PLAYING! STOP PLAYING! STOP PLAYING! WE ARE BREAKING OUR NECKS OVER HERE!!!! |
