Jelly Nuts & Violent J
Jelly Nuts: So how does it feel to be free of the bitches at Disney?
Violent J: Fuck Disney. First thing, they came to us. We never sent them a fuckin' demo or no shit like that. They came to us first. They said "we'll give you mad promotion nationwide" and all that. That's all we cared about was the promotion. We wanted as many ninjas to hear our shit as we could get. Fuck the money. I've been rich. I grew up on fuckin' foodstamps so it don't take a lot to make me happy. You can give me $50 bucks at it might as well be $5000, cause I never had shit to begin with. All I wanted was the promotion for our music. The first thing I wanted to know was weather or not they would try and censor our shit. I Said "You ninjas are owned by Disney and shit, so are you going to try and soften us up? Cause if you are... fuck you". Of course they said no, but when we handed in the record 11 months later, they took 3 songs off of it because they said they were to ruthless. Their wasn't shit we could do about it. Hollywood told us that it was Disney's orders. So we had no choice but to take them off or Milenko would never have came out. So we took the ruthless tracks off Milenko and they still pulled it off the shelves!! I guess they got scared when this big ass religious group protested fag day at Disney World and so they didn't want to get any more bad publicity. So the first thing they cut was us. I knew that Disney would catch hell for signing us but I thought it would be later on. Like maybe after it goes gold or something. Then we would be famous and people would really start bitching at them about our lyrics. But Milenko never had a chance to blow up! Disney already bitched out! All that it took was a gang of religious people crying about shit and we get dropped!
JN: So what's up on your new deal with Island?
VJ: Island is cool, but all record company's are the same. They just want to make money. Island is down with the clown for that very reason. Just like any label out there. That's the business. The cool thing about Island is that they wont make me change my shit up like Hollywood/Disney did. Probably cause they know it will sell more records if it's more ruthless. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. I hate all this business shit. All I want to do is make records and play to Juggalos. Think about it, we been on 3 fuckin' record labels now. Record companies pass us like a fuckin' football. They sell us here, ban us there, drop us here and sign us there. Fuck that shit. I just hope that everything works out with Island and we can stay there because they seem like some cool ass ninjas. I just wish that are old A&R guy Julian Raymond was there with us. He worked at Hollywood and he was the guy that singed us there. That mutha fucka fought against them Disney bitches the whole time. He believed in us way, way back. It feels like he's one of us. But Islands cool. They got some mad fine chicks working in there but Island Records is in Manhattan, and Manhattan chicks don't like Juggalos. They only like ninjas from France and art style, rich ninjas in bell bottoms. With funny haircuts and tight t-shirts. Fuck that. I'm a juggalo. I smack kids that look like that.
JN: How do you feel about all the press you guys have gotten over the situation and all the bad reviews on Milenko?
VJ: Fuck everybody. Fuck TV, fuck news papers, fuck critics, fuck em' all. Look at all this shit. This is how I see it. We have our own world... ICP and the Juggalos across the nation. That's all we give a fuck about. Then THEY all come into OUR world! We have are own news papers (ICP News Letters) are own radio (ICP Tapes and CD's) are own TV (ICP Videos and Strangelmania) were just chilling doing our own thing. Then there newspapers come in, ask us questions and then DIS US!! Fuck them! We never asked them to come interview us! We never asked them to review our records! They can get the fuck out! We get dissed by at least 7 news papers a day. The only ninjas that I want to review my album are the Juggalos on the streets. You think we give a fuck what some old ass, suit and tie wearing, news paper bitch thinks about our music? Or some 6:00 o'clock news, fake ass, wig wearing old fuck thinks about ICP? FUCK NO. They love to write about how terrible we sound and how awful our records are. Leave us alone! Our records ain't for them anyhow. How's this.. you let us and the Juggalos out there review your music! Do they want to know what we think about their opera shit? Or their Niel fuckin' Diamond music? Fuck them. The L.A. Times called the Great Milenko the worst record they've ever heard and said we have no talent at all. The New York Post said Milenko was one of the best and gave it 4 stars! Who's right and who's wrong? Who gives a fuck! That's why I say fuck them all. I'm tired of trying to explain why we say this and that, why we do this and that. I DO IT CAUSE I WANT TO. They dis us cause we throw Faygo on the crowd, fuck that. We do it because that's what we do.. any one who don't like it can suck my fuckin' dick. We cuss, we call girls bitches, we talk about killing, murder and all that. You don't like it? Kiss my ass. Any girl who takes offence to being called a bitch must be one. I don't care if you call me a dick!!! I call more guys bitches that I do girls! We don't mean shit by it! If my boys call me a fag I just laugh... cause I know I ain't one. If I was a fag I would Probably get pissed! All I can say to the press is remember you came to us. we never sent our shit to you. You don't like ICP then don't fuckin' buy it. It's that simple, but there such stupid ass fuckin' idiots they don't understand that. How can they say we shouldn't exist when 200,000 Juggalos out there like it! THEY LIKE ICP! I have a fan club to prove it! All them reporters are bitches cause they think there opinion is the only one! You don't like what goes on in ICP's twisted juggalo world, than get the fuck out. We're here for the Juggalos and only them. I Gives no fuck what some bitch or his news paper thinks. A reporter should do just that, Report what's happing, and keep his own thoughts in his ass. We are ICP and always will be, If you try to stop us, I'll stop the air from flowing through your windpipe and then kick your purple face.
JN: What happens now? New release of the album? New tour? What can we expect?!
VJ:You can expect a new fat ass tour and 3 more songs. I give you my word that nothing will stop this tour. I could fall off stage and bust by nuts on a barricade and I will not stop the show. I could get shot 7 times by some angry mom right on stage and I will not stop the show. I could catch syphilis in my nuts and have my whole dingaling turn purple with flashes of green lights on it, and I still will not stop the show. Nothing will stop this mega tour. I don't give a fuck if we get to Buttslap Arkansas and there's only 14 ninjas in the crowd, I'm still playin' and I'm still leapin my fat ass on top of them and stickin' Faygos up there asses! Nothing will stop us! As for the 3 new songs... They are called Boogie Woogie Wu, Under The Moon, and The Neden Game. But most ninjas already know that. But what they don't know is what there about... Do they Smelly Nuts..?
JN: the names Jelly Nuts and no we don't know what they're about... Tell us..
VJ: "Boogie Woogie Wu" is about me. The Boogie Man. Long time Juggalos out there now that I have many nick names... The Juggla, The Stalker, The Dead Body Man, Santa Killa, and more. But now you can tack The Boogie Man to the list. Yes I know that's been done before, in fact it's been done a million times... but so has your mom. "Under the Moon" is one of them Amy's in the Attic, or Joke Ya Mind type of songs. It's all serious and shit. That's why we put it at the end of side 1 on the new Milenko so all the hard core ninjas can just fast forward and flip the tape. But for the other ninjas who are like me and sometimes dig the serious shit, it's about this kid and his girlfriend in high school. Somebody tries to rape the girl so the kid shoots him in the face and goes to prison for life. All for his bitch I might add. Anyhow, after a few years the bitch forgets about him and leaves him in jail to rot. It's a deep, deep song. Deep and wide like your moms neden. And of course "The Neden Game"... That's a game show type song where Me and Shaggs do battle for the right to win this rich girls neden for a night. This song is dirty, foul, and mad funny... like your moms face.
JN: So what is up on you throwing a little skins to good ol’ Jelly Nuts
VJ: What are you talking about homo??
JN: I mean now that your all famous you must got mad bitches swingin' off your nuts now... We heard you on Howard Stern, We see you in Spin, Rolling Stone, Bill Board all that shit, Hook me up with some of them groupies...
VJ: How about I hook you up with a smack to your face. We ain't got no chicks. Chicks hate ICP. Any chicks we do get all wanna jock Shaggy's bitch ass. Or there only like 14 and they stole there brothers CD or something. I wish we had chicks jockin' us. Chicks are always scared to go out with me just because sometimes I snap and squeeze there necks and shit. Big deal. So I choke people and bury them in my back yard... so what? I'm a cool guy. I just have some problems I have to work out with myself. I Love chicks. I love to hug them and squeeze them and kiss them and choke them, I love chicks! Any chicks reading this... go ahead leave me a phone number, E-mail me a photo.. I'll call ya! If your not home, then I'll just talk to your mom.
JN: So do you have anything to say to the fans before you jet?!
VJ: Yeah, Fuck what you read and fuck what you heard cause chances are we never said that shit anyhow. Stay down with the clown cause I know that I'm gonna stay down with you. Remember Juggalos, the bullshits over. Were on Island Records now and the REAL Great Milenko is coming out August 12, as we wanted it to originally be. 16 Tracks. Were coming in concert to over 40 cities in the US and Canada starting in August all the way through October so chances are that we'll be seeing you even if you like in Shit-stain Iowa. Were coming to record stores for instores even before that! So fuck the bull shit! Fuck Mickey and Goofy's bitch ass NOTHING CAN STOP THE WICKED CLOWNS!!!!
JUGGALOS FOR LIFE!!!!!
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