What is the Carnival?
from: www.purgatoryisodd.com
Some people might not exactly understand what the Carnival actually is. The Dark Carnival is a group of spiritual beings who guide it's believers to better themselves before they are put through the six tests of the life, in the afterlife. The Carnival is a waiting room for hell and heaven. It is what is directly after the end of your life. Picture heaven and hell side by side right next to eachother. Now picture a thin line between heaven and hell, this is where the Dark Carnival resides.
As you die, you have a few last flickering thoughts, possibly your last gasp for air. Then your soul is ripped from your body. It is then picked up by a wagon. These wagons go around looking for dead souls and pick them up to where they need to be going next. Sorta like greyhound but actually on time. You get on the wagon and your scared, very scared because you dont know what's happening. This is going to be fear, true fear. Anyways, the wagon will take you to the Dark Carnival. It looks like a normal Carnival except everything looks evil. You see other souls being tortured in normal Carnival rides. Such as the terror wheel, tilt-a-whirl and others.
You sit at this Carnival and stand in line for six of the greatest shows in the afterlife. These six of course, are the 6 Joker's Cards. You go to each one and they decided each in a different way, if you led a good life, or if you were evil. For example, Amazing Jeckel Brothers don't care if you murdered one person or fifty, it's all the same to them. You still murdered. What matters to them is the different sins you commited, if you were greedy, you're a little closer to hell. If you were a biggot you got a little bit closer to hell. It doesn't matter if you were Hitler and hated Jews, or if you were some red neck you hated a black guy for no other reason than he was black. It's the variety of sins commited that count. Milenko on the other hand doesn't care how many different ways you sinned, it's how big they were. Did you kill a bug or a Jew? Did you lie to protect a friend, or to keep your ass out of trouble. So no matter what, they will get your ass if you're evil.
If you fail ANY of these 6 tests, your soul will be put back on the wagon, and you will be tortured all the way to hell where you will spend the rest of eternity. They will torture you the same way you tortured everyone in your life, but all at once. They will make you realize what you did wrong. Only then will you realize that you were an evil bitch, but it's going to be to late. Your life is over. Your eternity will be spent in eternal hell fire. However if you pass all six tests you would be escourted into the wagons and be chillin with your homies with a 2 liter of faygo in your hand. You'll be taken to Shangri-La where you will spend forever in bliss. All your good friends will be there. To know exactly what Shangri-La is like, listen to the last song on Milenko.
That is the role the Carnival takes. It takes you where you need to be going, plain and simple. That is its only role in the after life. It does have a role on earth, in the psysical world. I'll get to that in a bit. As far as I know, they don't make mistakes. They know. The only way to save yourself from the eternal flame is to better yourself, it is possible if you better your life today, right now that you will make it to Shangri-La. Will you take the initiative and do it...I don't know, it's your decision.
One day, after The Sixth is released, a traveling carnival will come to your town. This is no ordinary carnival however. Everyone in this carnival will be judged. If the carnies there believe that you're leading an evil life, they will kill you. They do it in their rides. The attractions in this carnival are not normal ferris wheels and marry-go-rounds. They are things like The House Of Mirriors, Tilt-a-Whirl, The Amazing Maze etc. Those who are leading a good life when the Carnival visits your town will be spared, but will still be shown there evil ways.
The role of the Carnival life today. They are watching over each and every juggalo, making sure their leading the path they deserve. They will try to show you what you need to do to make it. For me it's doing this. Making people aware of what may be waiting for them in the afterlife. Look for signs. The first Joker's card Carnival of Carnage is largely based on how the Carnival is on earth. Again, I'll get to that later. |
